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One day the elephant was quarreling with the hare. Mine is the best of all it is big and hot and the ant came and asked what they were quarreling about they both said i give the best gulp of water that the hare and yes there hare says he is the best than me. Hold on you two animals. i give the smallest and i am the best because i cannot finish water now i win and you both get away from here. The elephant tripped and fell and injured its head which stared oozing blood. The ant hear this and visited him in the hospital when asked why ant was there he said I am here to donate blood to the elephant mine is b positive. Why the elephant did not won the boxing match against the elephant. i guess because he was scared to win the ant. Ant and Elephant Jokes are the famous jokes.

Here are some Physicist Jokes to ease your boredom.

• Did you know who’s Sherlock Ohms is? No! He is the first electricity dectective.
• Did you know why a master of physics not so good in sex? Because whenever they’ve got the best position they lost their momentum, and whenever they’ve got the momentum that’s the time they can’t find the right position.
• One day, two atoms are walking in the street, then someone bumped in the first atom. He stood up and they continued walking. The first atom suddenly stopped. “Wait” “What?” the second atom said. “I think I lost my electron.” “What? Are you sure?” “Yes, of course, I’m positive.”
• Did you know where the bad lights end up? I’m just wondering. In Prism.

Jokes are a good source to get rid of boring daily schedule. Here is an example of dog jokes. In a popular university, students were required to do an experiment to a number of dogs. They were group into 3. Each of them owned a dog. For the first experiment, they have decided to cut one of the dog’s legs off. The dog can still walk. For the second experiment, they cut off the 2nd dog’s two legs off. The dog was still able to walk perfectly with just two legs. For the last experiment, they cut off the 3rd dog’s three legs. They asked the dog to walk; however, the dog wasn’t able to walk with only one leg. The students are still happy for the result of the experiment. The students wrote on the final that dog can still bark.

Getting bored and feels like reading some jokes? Well, you can try these easter jokes to experience some laughing.

• When its easter season, how do you think the Easter Bunny great everyone? Hello guys, Hoppy Easter to you and you.
• When you found a bunny hole in your garden and tries to pour in a hot water on it, what do you think will happen to the bunny? A very hot cross bunny will pop out.
• If you think that a bunny go out and swim, what do you think they wear whenever they swim? I think a Hare-net.
• Have you heard that another rabbit just called the Easter Bunny a self-centered one? Yeah! I’ve heard that, and he explains that it was because Easter Bunny is EGGo-centric.